The Madonna Label Is Proud To Present It's Strongest And Most Exclusive Double Deluxe Co-Starring Affair!! The Reverse Threesome Harlem Class Reunion

I have a bitter past: I confessed to the class's Madonna, Miss Jinguuji, and the male students' crush, Mr. Miura—two great beauties of the school at the time—and was rejected by both. Feeling awkward about meeting them again, I nervously attended the class reunion, only to find they had indeed married each other. I just wanted to drown in alcohol tonight. I drank too much and lost my memory, then woke up in a hotel to find... Miss Jinguuji and Mr. Miura, with eyes like carnivores stalking prey, closing in on me as if fighting over me...